Men Are From Mars, Women Are From Venus

Man: 1 cock.
Woman: 2 breasts and 1 pussy.

Difference between man and woman: THINKING.

Miss Sunshine: Hmmm.. what should i wear for my date tonight?? Where are we going to eat.. How is my make-up.. blah blah blah.
Mr Moon: Will I have sex tonight.

Mrs Li: Today is my 20th wedding anniversary.. My hubby still look as handsome as ever.. I shall cook him a fantastic dinner and I shall surprise him with the new nightie i bought.. <3
Mr Li: Tonight is Man Utd Vs Liverpool. Must jio the kakhis out!

Miss Lian: Wah.. Look at all those soldiers.. so cool.. Men in uniform are sexy..
Recruit Chao: Knn! This stupid No.4 so hot.. Make me look like a tree.. How to jio girls in this?!!

Did you know that Men and Women have a similar body part.. Its called the nipples.
The only difference.. Men's nipples are non-functional.

The Period

Period.
Never in the history of mankind has a single word caused so much dread
, hurt and sorrows to man and woman alike.

Man A:-Wah! Why that Susie's face so oor(black)? Like machiam BaoQingTian.
Man B:-Aiyah.. must be her PERIOD coming la..
Man A:-Alamak.. then we better siam her.

Recruit Tan:-Eh brudder.. Why your face so steam? You whole night never sleep ah?
Recruit Bala:-Aiyah.. Never sleep lo. Was thinking the whole night leh.
Recruit Tan:-Huh? Similanjiao? Thinking of who?
Recruit Bala:-Aiyah.. Girlfriend PERIOD haven't come yet.

Ah Huay:-I want to eat Mcdonald's Hotcakes NOW!!
Ah Huat:-But Darling, now only 12.30am
Ah Huay:-I WANT IT NOW!! I GOT PERIOD SO IM QUEEN!!
Ah Huat:-Knnbccb! Horgaogan la!

Girl C:-Pain..Pain..Pain..
Girl D:-Why you keep complaining pain??
Girl C:-PERIOD lo.

Thus, I rest my case. Period

The Very First Post

HorGaoGan: Hokkien phrase. To engage in a sexual intercourse with a member of the canine species: You say what? You want limbei to treat u dinner? You go cross the road, find a dog and go HorGaoGan!!