A lil' Gayness in everyone

Everybody starts the day with a shitty mood.
To the person who deem 7 hrs of sleep is sufficient, I hope you turn in your grave.
Hence, every single fucking person in the world will crave for happiness to make their day better, thus improving their quality of life.
An African orphan would search for whatever grains or water droplets that can make him happy.
A broke drug addict would steal money to buy drugs that can make him happy.
A mother would hope her kids get detention so she could have a noise free afternoon that can make her happy.
A certain Mr Gary Ng would film himself fucking some one so that he can feel happy.

gay

  , noun, adverb –adjective

1.	having or showing a merry, lively mood: gay spirits; gay music.

www.dictionary.com

Thus I conclude that there is a lil' gayness in everyone.

Amazing

People never cease to amaze.
How someone who inherited wealth and businesses,
will act all high and almighty.
Underneath you are just a nobody, hiding behind your vast wealth, in awe of MY frankness.
How someone who claim to be one of the pioneers in the industry,
give a half fuck answer to a business question.
How someone who claimed to be industry leaders allow themselves to multiple investments failures.
Just because your wealth is inherited, doesn't mean that you have earned it.
Would you have gotten to where you are now if you weren't born into a wealthy family?
Would you have gotten along with your neighbours if you dwell in a flat?
Would you still hide behind your wealth and pretentious knowledge about everything,
knowing that people are mocking at you?
Would you?
I Wouldn't.

I AM WHO I AM!

I sincerely Fuck You.
FUCK YOU.

Unsung Heroes

I am going to dedicate this blog to a kind-hearted man.

He sheltered me from the bus to the train station. For that i am grateful. Seriously grateful.

This particular incident showed me that kind people still exists, endangered though.
Kind people are usually forgotten and unnoticed.
From the kind taxi uncle who helped with the goods, to the kind person who gave the seat up for someone in need. The kind woman who helped a woman escape from prostitution and is now fearing for her life. The person who is a regular blood donor. And not forgetting the deceased who donated his/her organs, so that others may live on.

To T.T. Durai and Venerable Ming Yi,
I sincerely hope that you will burn in HELL FOR ALL ETERNITY and of course, HORGAOGAN!

-HGG

Sex: The greatest unification tool

People make a hell lot of noise during sex. Except for mutes.

We communicate in English. The universal language. But we also have a common language, SEX.
A China man can have sex with an African tribeswoman. There are no barriers in sex as there are barriers in spoken languages. Hell, Lucifer can have sex with God's angels and a man can have sex with a dog.


During sex,
American Man: Oh Yeah. Who's Your DADDY?!!
American Man/Woman: You! You!

Japanese Porn Actor with small dick: Oooooooo. Aaaaaaah!
Japanese Porn Actress with big boobs: Yamateeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

Ah Beng: Shiok Bo! My lan jiao Big or Not!
Ah Lian who is obviously not feeling his prick but wanna boost his ego: Big! Big! Shiok! Kan ni na! Hong Kan!

China boy: 叫我皇帝!!!! ( Call me emperor)
China girl: 皇帝!!!! (Emperor)


During orgasm,

American Man: OOOOOOOOOOOH Yeeahh!! OoooooooOH Yeah...........
American Man/Woman: MMMmmmmmmmMMMMMmmmmMMMMmm!!!


Japanese Porn Actor with small dick: Oooooooo. Aaaaaaah!
Japanese Porn Actress with big boobs: Eeer EEEEEERRR EEEEeeeR EEEERrrrr!!

Ah Beng: Wah Shiok! I Cum already. You got Come?
Ah Lian who obviously have not orgasm yet: Kan ni na!

China boy: 皇帝驾到!!!!!! ( The Emperor arrived)
China girl: 皇上万岁万岁万万岁!!!! ( A Thousand and thousands of years to the Emperor)