Wednesday, January 28, 2009

Sex: The greatest unification tool

People make a hell lot of noise during sex. Except for mutes.

We communicate in English. The universal language. But we also have a common language, SEX.
A China man can have sex with an African tribeswoman. There are no barriers in sex as there are barriers in spoken languages. Hell, Lucifer can have sex with God's angels and a man can have sex with a dog.


During sex,
American Man: Oh Yeah. Who's Your DADDY?!!
American Man/Woman: You! You!

Japanese Porn Actor with small dick: Oooooooo. Aaaaaaah!
Japanese Porn Actress with big boobs: Yamateeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

Ah Beng: Shiok Bo! My lan jiao Big or Not!
Ah Lian who is obviously not feeling his prick but wanna boost his ego: Big! Big! Shiok! Kan ni na! Hong Kan!

China boy: 叫我皇帝!!!! ( Call me emperor)
China girl: 皇帝!!!! (Emperor)


During orgasm,

American Man: OOOOOOOOOOOH Yeeahh!! OoooooooOH Yeah...........
American Man/Woman: MMMmmmmmmmMMMMMmmmmMMMMmm!!!


Japanese Porn Actor with small dick: Oooooooo. Aaaaaaah!
Japanese Porn Actress with big boobs: Eeer EEEEEERRR EEEEeeeR EEEERrrrr!!

Ah Beng: Wah Shiok! I Cum already. You got Come?
Ah Lian who obviously have not orgasm yet: Kan ni na!

China boy: 皇帝驾到!!!!!! ( The Emperor arrived)
China girl: 皇上万岁万岁万万岁!!!! ( A Thousand and thousands of years to the Emperor)


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