Drinking coke and doing a facial

One of the best things in life is giving a girl a facial - not a real facial, but by giving her 1x hohseh with a 1x hohseh bukkake money shot on her face.

However, something I've learnt over the past few months is that shooting right into her mouth, or asking her to drink coke by sucking real hard is one of life's small pleasures. Nothing beats shooting your load into her mouth, apart from shooting your load in her of course, but that's also dangerous because that would mean $400 for an abortion.

Unless you horgaogan lah. If you horgaogan and you want the dog to cum in your mouth, then I have nothing to say, you deserve to get fucked by a dog.

So go out now and shoot your load in some girl's mouth!

Mother

Mother. The person who brought us life, with help of a sperm.
Mother. The person who tolerated us, who loved us for who we are.
Mother. The person who loves us more than anything else, even when the whole world hates us.

Hence, the crudest of vulgarities are mostly directed to Mother.

Kan ni na: Hokkien. Shorter version of Kan ni na ma. To engage in a sexual intercourse with one's own mother.

Tiu lei lou mou chao hai: Cantonese. To engage in a sexual intercourse with one's own mother smelly vagina.

Son of a bitch: English. To describe the other person's mother as a dog.

Inspiration

People need inspiration.

"One who pees into the wind wets himself"
Confucius

"One who sleeps with an itchy backside wakes up with a smelly finger."
Confucius

"If tomorrow is the same as today, we would not be any wiser."
HGG - Winter '08

The standard of English amongst anonymous blog commenters never cease to amaze me - you get fuckwits telling you how fucked up your blog is, how bad your english is, and how "SUCK YOUR BLOG" is.

Yeah, how suck my blog is. How suck the world is. How suck your mother, who sucked your father, who in return how sucked you.

Suck my dick and call me Baby Jesus motherfuckers.

Let me put this in perspective for all you potential dog fuckers out there - my English is way better than yours. I churn out essays that puts your great-grandfather to shame, and even he wants to suck my dick, so don't bother telling me how "suck my blog is" because the only thing (or person, for that matter) who will do any sucking is your mother.

How apt the blog title, when used in this context.

Go get yourself fucked by a dog, or multiple dogs, and know your place in society - below me.

Education

The Government have always stressed on the importance of having an all-rounded education. But they do not have to be worried, Kids nowadays are exposed to a wide spectrum of information and learning.

At a Kindergarden situated in a heartland.

Miss Tan:- Boy Boy, come recite the alphabet song i taught yesterday.
Boy Boy:- a,b,c,d,e,f,g,h,i,j,k,l,m,n,o,p,q,r,s,t,u,v,w,x,y,z,.. now i know my abc-s, won't you come and sing with me..
Miss Tan:- Very Good.

At a Playground after school

Girl Girl:- Hey Boy boy, What did you learn in school today?
Boy Boy:- I recited the alphabet song, Miss Tan say i'm very good. What about you?
Girl Girl:- Oh, this boy in school taught me a new alphabet song, Let me teach you.
Girl Girl:- a,b,c, kiam chye char lo ti. lo ti boh ho jiak, ah ma pang sai ko le jiak!
Loosely Translated:- a,b,c, salted vegetables fried with bread. the bread is not tasty, so grandma shitted for you to eat.