Education

The Government have always stressed on the importance of having an all-rounded education. But they do not have to be worried, Kids nowadays are exposed to a wide spectrum of information and learning.

At a Kindergarden situated in a heartland.

Miss Tan:- Boy Boy, come recite the alphabet song i taught yesterday.
Boy Boy:- a,b,c,d,e,f,g,h,i,j,k,l,m,n,o,p,q,r,s,t,u,v,w,x,y,z,.. now i know my abc-s, won't you come and sing with me..
Miss Tan:- Very Good.

At a Playground after school

Girl Girl:- Hey Boy boy, What did you learn in school today?
Boy Boy:- I recited the alphabet song, Miss Tan say i'm very good. What about you?
Girl Girl:- Oh, this boy in school taught me a new alphabet song, Let me teach you.
Girl Girl:- a,b,c, kiam chye char lo ti. lo ti boh ho jiak, ah ma pang sai ko le jiak!
Loosely Translated:- a,b,c, salted vegetables fried with bread. the bread is not tasty, so grandma shitted for you to eat.