Monday, October 27, 2008

The Period

Period.
Never in the history of mankind has a single word caused so much dread
, hurt and sorrows to man and woman alike.

Man A:-Wah! Why that Susie's face so oor(black)? Like machiam BaoQingTian.
Man B:-Aiyah.. must be her PERIOD coming la..
Man A:-Alamak.. then we better siam her.

Recruit Tan:-Eh brudder.. Why your face so steam? You whole night never sleep ah?
Recruit Bala:-Aiyah.. Never sleep lo. Was thinking the whole night leh.
Recruit Tan:-Huh? Similanjiao? Thinking of who?
Recruit Bala:-Aiyah.. Girlfriend PERIOD haven't come yet.

Ah Huay:-I want to eat Mcdonald's Hotcakes NOW!!
Ah Huat:-But Darling, now only 12.30am
Ah Huay:-I WANT IT NOW!! I GOT PERIOD SO IM QUEEN!!
Ah Huat:-Knnbccb! Horgaogan la!

Girl C:-Pain..Pain..Pain..
Girl D:-Why you keep complaining pain??
Girl C:-PERIOD lo.

Thus, I rest my case. Period

3 comments:

  1. your blog are suck! dun even have counter...

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  2. tsk tsk tsk blogging about women's period, u have no idea how xinku it is lor so of cos cannot let u guys get away so easily right, must make u guys suffer also *flips hair*

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  3. eh your comment are suck because your english is suck.

    can you learn how to structure a proper sentence before i find you a dog to let you experience what it feels like to hor gao kan your puabye karchng hole?

    you want counter for fuck? to show the world how many times you kena hor gao kan issit?

    WHY SO SRS?

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