Man: 1 cock.
Woman: 2 breasts and 1 pussy.
Difference between man and woman: THINKING.
Miss Sunshine: Hmmm.. what should i wear for my date tonight?? Where are we going to eat.. How is my make-up.. blah blah blah.
Mr Moon: Will I have sex tonight.
Mrs Li: Today is my 20th wedding anniversary.. My hubby still look as handsome as ever.. I shall cook him a fantastic dinner and I shall surprise him with the new nightie i bought.. <3
Mr Li: Tonight is Man Utd Vs Liverpool. Must jio the kakhis out!
Miss Lian: Wah.. Look at all those soldiers.. so cool.. Men in uniform are sexy..
Recruit Chao: Knn! This stupid No.4 so hot.. Make me look like a tree.. How to jio girls in this?!!
Did you know that Men and Women have a similar body part.. Its called the nipples.
The only difference.. Men's nipples are non-functional.
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